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Recovery in Progress

Check back in a day or two; everything should be OK by then.

Hello! There has been a major disaster and the website you're looking for hasn't been recovered yet. You may rest assured, however, that there has been zero data loss and I'm working my little tail off to restore all of the websites. I expect to have the lion's share of them up and running again before too long.

In the meantime, please check http://twitter.com/timothyoconnell for updates.

Thanks for your patience,
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